Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Second worst time to be a mind reader? During sex... Women get really disturbing thoughts when they're in compromising positions!

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The worst time to be a mind reader is in a public rest room... If the board aren't enough to make your skin crawl, you should see inside their thoughts when their on the toilet!

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So I was driving blindfolded the other day, you can't imagine the looks you get. I can't either, but I do remember their screams...

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My ex girlfriend use to come to me for relationship advice. She really believed I was a psychic. I guess revealing how shallow and controlling her boyfriend was might have been a bad move!

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With all my psychokinesis fork bending, is no wonder I never get invited over to dinner. Even my mom becomes fort Knox with her silverware!

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Making some fire torches later... I have all the material. Then maybe filming some fire videos and such. Can't sleep, so I'm writing comedy for the show... This straight jacket trick was made famous by Houdini and my ex... Houdini made it famous at the white house, Kremlin, and even prisons world wide. My ex is just ... Unique... That concludes my show, everyone likes to stay after and ask me relationship advice like I'm miss cheerio. I'm not, but for 9.95 a minute I'll pretend!

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Friday, September 18, 2015

Colorado show Sunday! Looks like I should ask for beer sponsorship!

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