Your Mama is sooo fat... She had hypnotic gastric bypass!

In an unorthodox use of hypnosis a woman has lbeen steadily losing weight after she was hypnotised in to believing she had a gastric band.

Hypnotherapist Sara Ellis managed to hypnotise the mother of two in to thinking she has had gastric band surgery and is losing near 30 lbs.

Good for her, however Im skeptical. Food is an escape to a mundane house wife. I'm betting the savage draw of a twinkie will be in her future...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1266510/Hypnoband-Mother-drops-dress-sizes-hypnotist-convinces-gastric-band.html

A mother of two has dropped three dress sizes in five months after being hypnotised into believing she had a gastric band. Nasireen Chaudhary, who weighed nearly 12st and was a size 16-18, had the 'hypnoband' fitted by Sara Ellis, a Harley Street hypnotherapist.